Mahai, i dindt know uploading pictures through image shack will take this long! sigh. Been smoking 5 sticks just to upload the god damn scenery pictures. anyway.
PETER MYER. Our Very the Cool Ex TBS Lecturer, now UTS Sydney Director and also known as the Godfather to us decided to bring us to his wild cottage, wild as in, alcohol paradise. In the Blue Blue Mountain.
Eat more Pictures people. I spent 2 fucking hours to upload dammit.
3 hours journey in godfather's Ford xxx (unknown car name)
The Godfather
Boredom.
Scene one.
That 3 Rock is known as the 3 Virgins? or 3 Mermaids? well i forgot
Eat this.
Fye, Me, and Vincent
Fye, Godfather
Us.
Antic Organ.
Jakuns
Typical Cottage.
Dinner, with wine (that box)
My Fav TV show.
More Sight Seeing.
they look quite Cute here.
The Blue blue mountain, known as the biggest canyon system in Australia?
The Godfather showing off his skills. He played the Dracula Song. Toccata and Fugue? i think. Its in O2jam.
Okay folks, i have another issue here to be raised. To work or not to work in SYDNEY. I DESPARATELY need the fucking money, BUT if i screw up my studies. I am gonna be so gone. You people can start visiting me in AC selling Chao Kuey Teow the next semester. OR See me coming infront of ur door step begging ur parents to accomodate me a while Till my parents wants me back. Hopefully.
SO HOW SO HOW?!!??!?! WORK OR NOT!!
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! $$$$$ money money money, must be funny, in the rich man's world~~ *SOB*
Anyways, the bitch was smelly. It was in the fish market anyway. Had dinner with Su Chien and Ji Yang (AKA JAY LEE) After. At Waterfront, Circular Quay.
Our Seafood Platter (Whole Lobster, Whole Prawn, Oyster, French Fries, Whole Prawn, Fried Fish and Squid) Posing with Su Chien & Jay Lee.
Datin Ang Posing with Giant Lobster Head.
Anyway the Food was Fuckingly Hell Expensive. Guess how much we paid for it, shared by 3. RM480 bahagi 3. Each Paid fucking RM160 for one fucking dinner. GGlah, next week eat indo mee to compensate de.
Moving On, Went to Sharks Club after dinner. Meet My old SAM BUDDY that left to Sydney 1 Year Before me.
Okay Babies, Let me tell u why this place is soooooo damnnnnnn KewL~~
See this, brothers.
Its A FUCKING SEXPO! Strippers, Naked Ladies, Sex Toys, What every Man can dream of, You come here. SEXPO (AKA SEX EXPO )
Well, u just have to pay 25 Bucks and u can See Countless Tits, Countless pussies but mostly Ang Mos. They have this fucking jacuzzi thingy, with all naked ladies inside, and u just have to pay fucking 5bucks and pick any chiq u want. She will stand up, rub her boobs on ur face and take a picture with u. Then U TFK after that. I LOVE SYDNEY ^.^ *horny face*
Me and My Roomie @ Sexpo.
By The Way, One of my fucking close friend, Lam Chee Kiang just left to SG for NUS. Didnt get to see him before i left, we had 13 years of amazing friendship. Though our bonds are not as close as before. But he will always remain NO. 1 in my friendship list.
Dear Lam Chee Kiang, please take care and i miss u so so much! Wo De Hao Peng You.
Okay Folks, its been a long time not updating my blog. Was previously using Shutterfly to upload pictures. After 1 yeah, TraLaLa~ u can actually use Blogdrive itself to upload pictures! amazing! and i actually took all the hassle to learn how to use ImageShack to upload pictures. okaylar, i know i sound stupid. fuck it.
Alrite, for serious business. The man is in Sydney since a month ago. And u guys are lucky that i got here, u know why? Cause i wont be blogging if it wasnt for Sydney. WeeEee~~ i am Sydney wei!!! *self syok sendiri* Nahh~ u think its fun here. Let me wake u up. Its BORING, COLD, and TORTURING.
Why?
Cause all my fucking close buddies live in the suburbs (outside City), where one have to ride a fucking bus to pay them a visit, AND bus rides here will kill you, you fucking pay RM9 for one fucking way to the suburbs, LET me fucking repeat. RM Fucking 9 for one Fucking WAY. So screw my close buddies, my money comes first.
2nd reason, yeah i am a pussy. I fucking cant stand winter. Its damn fucking cold here. The minute u enter the toilet, u wont wanna come out. (just go genting highland and u will get it) The weather here is SHITE, aside the temperature, THE KILLER WINDS KILLS U. One fucking wind blows u, thats it, GG.COM. You will be dripping mukus instead of saliva on the floor. (just to let u all know how cold is it, the total mukus leaked out from my nose can fill up a 1.5Litres of an empty mineral bottle.) And the Temperature during the day time and at night, its so huge the differences. Mahai, day time u wear 3 Layer should be able to tahan, night time u have to wear at least 5?! to you people 3 and 5 layers might sound little, wait till u try the Wind, EVERY LAYER COUNTS MAN. And yeah, i dun own a fucking Heater, so it makes me so hard to sleep cause i would wrap myself up in double layer of Quilt. (Did i tell u guys i spent fucking RM600 just on my BED? Dun ask.. T.T )
Lastly, Its a Torture here because... I DUN OWN A GOD DAMN CAR HERE. (yeah i know i am a spoilt brat) Let me repeat, everyday is like going through a 21KM Marathon in Sydney. Walk walk walk.. everyday walk. U fucking forget to bring one text book to UNI, thats it lar, 5 KM for u to travel back home and bring ur books out. So Folks, Remember to double check before u leave ur house yeah? Did u guys know i suffered a muscle cramps and i pulled my hamstring cause of TOO MUCH walking. T.T I need a Car *dream on dude*
Anyway Feel Free To drop by Syd and pay me a visit yeah?
Here is my Address:
206/ 49-53 Regent Street, Chippendale 2008, New South Wales, Sydney Australia.
and my number: 04 04 751 381 (change 0 into +61 if ur calling from MSIA)
Well, aside all these sacrifices, i manage to learn a few shits over here. Guess what, I am a fucking cook man! I can cook~~ weE. From maggy mee, evolve to ~~~>
Few Dishes By Chef Chew.
Scramble Eggs, Sausage, Ham. With BBQ sauce and Chilly. And That's Vincent, My Ex ROOMIE.
Bread with bacon,cheese and chicken burger. Fish fillets and Dim Sum!
Okaylar, i know i can only cook PARIAH food, but give me some credit lar, just the beginning only! You people WAIT!
More Pictures --->
I pay RM3k a month for this. T.T One Fucking Room. And its not winter proof, damn.
But this Place... Sigh. Got my Beloved Siu Keong. My Deadly Rival.
at the Verge of Death, one step closer to say bye bye to all my frens
Just recovered from a few cuts around me, and a kaki tempang. However still kinda traumatized by the incident that almost rip away my life and my dear fren Tan Chee Boon.
It happen on a bright sunday morning 11.00 ++ where on that day traffic was suppose to be little!!
but what happen is, little traffic causes reckless newbie driver to become speed demons and take away unfortunate peoples life. And i became one of the unfortunate bastard on that fucking day.
A rough idea of what happen to my beloved car.
Was at this 'T' junction, stopped and waited for one car to pass then start to go. My fucking god, the moment i was in the middle of the junction, saw this fucking Orange Son of a Bitch Gen 2 from metres away, driving at the speed of hell knows juz dashed through. One sight, and i know my car gonna 'kaboom' so juz tried to pick up the speed to avoid the car from clashing the front left door and to save my dear fren chee boon who was sitting on my left.
Got hit at my back left door, and my car was in mid air spinning 270 degrees and landed on this electric box. If it wasnt for this box, my car would have entered the shop houses and hell knows what happen.
Got out of the car, and helped chee boon out from his seat cause his belt was stuck and his door got jammed. The pissing me off part was that fucking bangla fella, went and screw me claimed that i drove fast, i just gave him one middle fingle at the spot and shouted : "who drove faster!". moment of silence. He then asked me: "how now?". kinda dumb fuck. by the way that mofo studies in sunway college, and still a bloody 'P' noob driver, without 'P' Sticker on his brand new Gen 2 which is 2 month old.
Sent Chee Boon off with a cab after ensuring he was okay, cause i dun wan my parents to screw me infront of him. After the shit happenned, called my mom and she piss me even worst.
*phone conversation*
me : ey, i accident come sunway now.
mom: what accident?
me: someone bang me
mom: bang where?
me: bang my backdoor
mom: oh then how now?
*blood temperature increases*
me: u just faster come! my whole face covered with blood!!
(mom became smarter)
mom: oh my god! faster talk to papa!
then juz told my dad the exact location and they came in less than 15 minutes
oh by the way this shit happen at PJS 11/24, if anyone walk pass that area do feel free to take a look at that electric box, got my sepihan car plat on the floor. Lottery addicts can get this number '5533' or '1449' maybe will strike.
Mom came and saw me and the car, but the first word that came out from her mouth was:
"oh my god, the car can write off already"
aihh, what a loving mom i have, i was expecting her to at lease say "are u okay my beloved son!" But.... ahh nvm its over.
there is this aunty, came and said hi to me and told me my car plate number damn SUAY, '5533'
if translate in cantonese its like ' emm sang emm sang' (meaning cannot live). yeah she was kinda bitchy.
here i come public bus and comfort taxi
that sial car that ruin my coming day!! oh that is that noob driver's mom she was kinda nice, was on my side, screwing his son infront of me and my mom.
(conversation goes)
bangla aunty: u know are.. kids are this day, dunno how to value their life, they drive recklessly on the street but they dunno how much we worry for them.
my mom: ahh.. ya...
bangla aunty: i told my husband already, after this no more driving for him until he finishes his studies and buy his own car. from now on he is just gonna take mini buslah, I DON Care anymore
(at this point i was kinda worried my mom will do the same)
thank god my mom was juz smiling :)
And that noob bangla driver went and told his parents that he drove at the speed of 60 - 70kmph
of course his parents wasnt dumb after looking at the damage caused. He got screwed badly i guess.
the day i believe god exist.
Even now i can still feel the smashing sound, and the momentum, and how i hit every angle while rolling in the car. But thank christ i can still blog about it and no severe injuries caused by the incident. I used to say oftenly that i feel like dying, feel like committing suicide all this gay shit, but now i really know what is the feeling when u are close to hell. The moment when i knew i was gonna get hit, all i said to chee boon was "oh shit" he was still blur cause he was reading some book in my car. Life can be so fragile, yet some people duno how to treasure. Well, one thing for sure, i am gonna start relying on public transport and free rides from my frens. Most of all wear Safety Belt and all times.
Likes:
Foosball, Travelling, E-sports, Footy, Good Company, Good Songs and Movies, Alcohol, Party, Free food, The day where i have too much money to spend, and lyl.
Dislikes:
Hangovers, Cold Weather, $$$less, Distance from home, Abusive Drugs and Assignments.
Datin Ang Posing with Giant Lobster Head.
I MISS HOME COOK FOOD.
